I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.
I AM CRYING
I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND I REALIZE THAT THAT’S NOT BETTER AT ALL.
Delicate flowers and leaves gilded with white gold. I feel pretty goddamn decadent.
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
i hate complaining bc i know it annoys people but i still complain all the time
if you guys have never imagined a karaoke date with leon u are lying
Ruins of Alph. Reversed.
Instantly you realized what it’s like inside Red and AJ’s head during a game of TPP.
adopted her today, she has only one but its a gem
if you dont reblog this I’m judging you
^ I actually wanted to ignore this post but I’m so scared that you’ll judge me that I better reblog it
i love how they didn’t even say any thing. they just all stood there…
No, they literally formed an unlikely line